Aaron Streepy makes surprise retirement announcement
By "Skip Kitwaller"

Off-Season 2087 (Baltimore, MD) - In stunning fashion, veteran General Manager Aaron Streepy announced earlier today that he is resigning from the Baltimore Ravens, effective immediately.

'It is with great sadness that I take this difficult step,' said Streepy before a large crowd of well-wishers.

Streepy had run the Ravens franchise for several decades. Despite never winning a Sundby Cup or an AFC League Championship, Streepy had won the hearts of the city of Baltimore.

Streepy expressed his desire to return to the league someday, but he offered no timeline as to when that might happen.

Baltimore fans join with fans from all over the USAFL in hoping that it will be very soon.

The USAFL Commissioner issued a release immediately after the press conference stating that no replacement has been found for the Baltimore franchise and that the league will closely monitor the Ravens personnel affairs until they can get a new General Manager.