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Chicago Bears Hire 'Skins AGM Z-Bo Zabroski
By "Otis Tackleberry"

Off-Season 2098 (Chicago, IL.) - The Chicago Bears organization introduced Z-Bo Zabroski as their new GM today, the morning after the 2098 USAFL Championship game. The Bears and Zabroski had been in contract talks since the playoffs began, but the two teams were in a holding pattern while the playoffs ran its course.

The Bears decision to anoint Zabroski as the heir to Brad Houska's executive chair is an audacious one. As AGM in Washington, Zabroski has completely mismanaged two separate drafts, both of which were considered key to Washington's future. In addition, Zabroski has yet to draft a star player. The best player to be drafted in his tenure is guard Scott Fulcher. Zabroski plans to attend the scouting combine, despite not owning any picks in this year's entry draft. Rumor has it he may be looking to trade some veterans to acquire some premiere picks.

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