Lineman's Salary Doubled
By "Sid Hartman"

Off-Season 2108 (Winter Park, MN) - DL Bruce Orr, the fourth overall pick in the 2105 draft, has signed on as a Franchise Player for the Minnesota Vikings. Orr, who moved into the starting lineup last season, has continued to show vast improvement.

'His awesome raw abilities are becoming refined. He will be a power in this league, in this city, for a long time,' said Lou Lombardo, the prominent general manager.

As a close, personal friend of both Orr and Lombardo, I can attest to this being a good signing. Orr is a quality player and a quality person. I helped him get involved in several charities, including the Hartman Dog Fund.

'I'm just happy to have the job security. I know where I'll be...and it's where I want to be,' said Orr. 'My family can settle their roots comfortably now.'