By "Jon Cole III"

Playoffs 2116 (Miami, FL) - Minutes after one of the worst losses in Super Bowl History, team owner Patrick Sicher was livid. 'Did you see that load of crap out there?' Sicher screamed in the locker room after the game.

Was it Fortin's 2 INTs that had the owner so angered? or the fact that Steve Tilbury had been snubbed as league MVP? Neither.

'Why the hell were we wearing white? We should have been in our home Blues. We had a better record and deserved to be in the uniforms we were undefeated in. This is a load of steaming poop. I will file an official complaint with the league offices.'

When asked if he was for real, Sicher continued, 'We play better in blue. Everybody knows we are a better home team.'