AGMs Dominating NFC East, League

Absence of GMs Put AGMs in the Spotlight; Who Gets the Credit?
By "Gary Gray"

Off-Season 2134 (Underground Bunker) - Three of last four championships have been won by teams led entirely by their respective Assistant General Managers. Those teams have appeared in all of the previous five Sundby Cup games. Three of the past six General Manager of the Year awards have been bestowed upon either Dan Weimann or Flip Sides, despite years of silence from both league participants. The league widely recognizes that Mr. Flip Sides will soon return triumphant from his quest to conquer the Cobra Commander's evil battalion - and will subsequently wrestle control of his franchise from the weak Canadian impostor with a less-cool name (Frédêrïck). But the status of Mr. Weimann is more uncertain. Despite repeated attempts to contact the two-time GMOY winner, no one knows of his where-abouts (where-aboots, for our Canadian friends). The National Inquirer has led the charge among celebrity tabloids in speculation that Weimann is in fact the Cobra Commander and may soon be vanquished. More reputable sources dispute this wild claim, but until more evidence appears, this is the only lead we have.

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