Eagles AGM Sighting In Dallas

Birds Unaware AGM Jason Hink Took Overnight Trip To Texas
By "Irv Moniker"

Playoffs 2153 (Philadelphia) - While there's been no official comment from the Philadelphia Eagles front office regarding last evening's 'Hink-sighting' in Dallas, Texas, our sources say that the Birds Assistant General Manager is atop the Cowboys' short-list for taking the interim-GM post in Dallas.

Flip Sides, the long-time GM of the Cowboys, is in the middle of a world-wide trip raising money for his charity, 'Building Brains for Books', a foundation that encourages families to get their children reading by the age of 15 months.

Sides has been managing the Cowboys by proxy during his lengthy tour, but given the fact that the franchise hasn't had a win in four seasons (5-65 in the last five seasons) and they've passed on several first round draft selections, including QB Cody Perryman (who's in the running for this season's Bing Bennett MVP award). It has become painfully obvious that the franchise requires a stronger presence in the Dallas front office while Sides wraps up his charity project.

Now there is no official word that all this is going down, but with Hink being seen in Dallas and there's word that four other AGMs have been in contact with the franchise, we just might see some fresh blood in the Cowboys' front office in 2154.

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