League alumn seeks AGM vacancy in hopes of landing future franchise
By "Skip Kitwaller"

Regular Season 2081 (Philadelphia) - At a mid-afternoon impromptu press gathering outside the league's bi-annual International Conference for Cooperative Synergism In Third World Sports Programming (ICCSITWSP), Commissioner Andrew Lewis announced that a former championship winning General Manager has informed the league that he will be un-retiring.

'Any franchises interested in hiring this qualified alumn for an Assistant General Manager position should contact the league as soon as possible,' said Lewis as he was whisked away to the much-awaited post-conference charity ball.