Morton returns as AGM in Cincinnati
By "Who Dey"

Off-Season 2217 (Cincinnati) - The Cincinnati Bengals announced today that Mike Morton has joined the team as AGM to long time GM 'Trader' Lee Remley.

It is ironic that Morton was the one who brought Remley into the league as his AGM all those years ago back in 2080 before Remley's own legendary 134 years and counting run as GM for the Carolina/Cincinnati franchise. Not bad for a guy that doesn't look a day over 120.

Morton returns seeking an opportunity to get back into the league that he was in on since the USAFL's formulative years. Morton won a Sundby Cup back in 2109 himself and is looking forward to getting another and hopefully several more.

Remley was happy to welcome his old friend back to the team's front office.

'Mike is one of the originals in this league and it's good to have him back,' Remley said. 'Now I can go on that vacation I've been putting off since my last AGM left.'

Morton was very brief in his address to the media.

'You can only have so many beaches and so many margaritas before you are ready to get back in the game,' Morton said. 'So I'm here to get back to work.'