Off-Season 2229 (Seattle) - After a franchise record 60 straight (yes 60) losses, Seahawk ownership is demanding results.

Nobody can argue that they have been MORE than patient with GM Dan Kimball, who fans dont think has ever done anything to deserve it.

Dan would point to a small run of playoff appearances in the early 2220s, but all of those resulted in 1st round exits. He also clings to the 2218 season, where his team reached the AFC championship game...but admits that his rebuilding process has taken longer than it should have. 'We missed on several top round draft picks in there. Luckily we had a bunch of them, and I really believe we finally have a base of talent to start winning again.'

He does caution however...'Dont get me wrong, we wont be making the playoffs this season, or next. But from here on out, there should be steady improvement each season.'

Paul Allen, Seahawks owner says time is running out however. 'I dont care if he has embarrassing pictures of me, if the losing streak reaches 80, I will seriously consider making him fire his coordinators.'