Goff to earn $12 million for the rest of his career
By "Kenny Doane"

Pre-Season 2083 (Albany, NY) - Today, Giants general manager Joe Malloy announced the franchising of offensive lineman Haywood Goff. The 13th overall pick in the 2078 draft will be earning $12 million dollars for the rest of his career.

'Goff has been an important part of this offensive line for the last five seasons.' Malloy stated. 'When we needed to fill holes in the offensive line after several retirements hit this team hard, he filled in in his second year in the league and filled in extremely well. He's been steadily improving for his entire career here, and the organization feels that he should be rewarded handsomely.'