Bengals win eighth franchise Sundby Cup over 49ers
By "Porsche Lynn Commode"

Off-Season 2250 (Cincinnati) - The Cincinnati Bengals won their eighth Sundby Cup over the San Francisco 49ers 20-10 last night. Fans in Cincinnati is still celebrating the win this morning.

Many thought that Bengals GM 'Trader' Lee Remley hexed his team when a feed of his locker room speech was downloaded to Brainfeed by receiver Don Hansen, who later apologized. In the video, Remley was heard calling the 49ers, 'sushi eaters', 'surfer dudes', and 'pot farmers', causing a sensation on galactic media.

Later, Remley said it was just a consequence of his team's historic rivalry with San Francisco.

'Yeah, I got carried away,' Remley said later. 'But I got the troops fired up, and that's all that counts.'

The Bengals concluded a dominant season where their offense scored 406 points in style, steamrolling through virtually every opponent and creating a memorable season that will be remembered forever in Bengals history.

Remley's post game speech gave an indication of the team's mindset going into next season.

'Let's do it again!' Remley yelled, to the cheers of his team.