Packer Fans Fan of Mr.Vandal

Fans Want #7 Retired
By "Bust Inin"

Off-Season 2256 (Green Bay, WI) - While many wonder what the point of hacking into a simple, old-school game website serves, one group of fans is apparently on board.

'I love Mr.Vandal!' exclaimed a worked-up Carl Gerbschmidt. 'I plan on petitioning the Packers to retire #7 in honor of Mr.Vandal. He's making a more positive impact in Green Bay than new GM Mark Thul is.'

When asked whether retiring #7 in honor of Mr.Vandal rather than a former player, such as QB Don Majkowski, who also wore the number, would be an insult, Gerbschmidt responded, 'Well, maybe they could share the honor.'

When asked about Gerbschmidt's opinion, GM Mark Thul seemed unfazed. 'I hear from Carl at least 13 times a day; this just seems like another of pointless causes. I'm unsure if I've ever met a fan-base so messed up as Wisconsin. Did you know that the state's citizens struggle to spell their own state's name correctly? They take their 3.2 beer drinking very seriously here.'

'As to the Mr.Vandal issue,' Thul pivoted, 'Sure, let's retire the number. I have job security, and the Packers are a joke anyway!'


Note to Mr.Vandal: Hey...good for you! You showed you could do it! But seriously, this site is merely twenty or so friends playing a game. There's no value here. Can you please leave us alone? Thanks. We appreciate it.

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