Bills Need Neal's No Nonsense Nastiness Now

Buffalo inks DL to FP5 contract
By "Allen Wilson VI"

Off-Season 2265 (Orchard Park, NY) - The Buffalo Bills announced today that they have signed top DL Roger Neal to an FP5 contract paying him nillions nanually. Neal was selected out of the University of Miami, Fla. with the 16th overall pick in the 2260 draft.

They will need him to play with a nasty streak - basically play like 2 DTs because, well, they don't have another one. In another inexplicable move, or non-move rather, GM Mark Ricotta didn't add a vet DT in the offseason. Just another in a of rash seemingly normal oversights. Sources said screams of 'Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...........' could be heard coming out of Ricotta's office when he was reviewing his post-waiver roster.

Neal said he was set to buy lots of stock in Netflx, Nintendo, Nestle, Nabisco, NBC, National Fuel, Nationwide, Norway, Nicaragua, Nilla Wafers, Ninjas, N.W.A., Nirvana............ah, nevermind.

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