Bengals fans lamenting series of trades this offseason.
By "Porsche Lynn Commode"

Off-Season 2268 (Cincinnati) - It is a time of great change in the USAFL.

Philly GM Jordan is retiring to pursue a baseball career.

Not that Jordan?

Mark Thul came back to the league and is making people forget that other Mark.

Who?

Locally, the Cincinnati Bengals are making their fans wince with the flurry of trades this offseason.

'Who do they think we are, Oakland?' one fan said as they were drinking craft beer near Marvin Lewis Stadium.

'He is gutting our team!' another one cried. 'I think the old man is finally losing it after running this team 185 years.'

But Remley seems to doing pretty well for a guy who has to be well over 200.

'They say this every time,' the Bengals GM said when asked during his latest trade announcement. 'Especially the ones under 25 who forget what happened last week.'

A check on the Galactic Neural Network shows that he was right about that. Complaints from Bengals fans on rebuilding go back over 100 years. It is always a slow process for fans but necessary in the life span of a successful organization.

The building blocks started with the 10 picks in the most recent draft. How will they fare? We shall see in short order.