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Cincinnati acquired two defensive lineman in their quest for a championship
By "Porsche Lynn Commode"

Off-Season 2270 (Cincinnati) - The Cincinnati Bengals beefed up their defensive line today when they acquired franchise player Mike Turner and re-acquired Taylor McIntyre from the Green Bay Packers.

'This trade puts our defense back on the map,' Bengals GM 'Trader' Lee Remley said in a statement. 'We have been trying to get back to that elite status that we expect around here. Getting these two players helps achieve that.'

The two defensive linemen seem ready to go for it in what is rumored to be their last year.

'I'm glad to be back in Cincinnati,' McIntyre said. 'I'm looking forward to us having a great season.'

Turner might be new to the Bengals, but is not any less excited.

'Taylor said this is going to be a great move for us,' Turner said. 'I am excited to see where this season leads.'

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