Shocking Rigellian Flu Update

Could it be true?
By "Dick Johnson"

Off-Season 2301 (Philadelphia) - An IG Report, that is currently under internal review with the league offices, has been leaked and the revelations are startling. In a stunning turn of events, it appears as though Miami GM Mike Morton has been secretly developing a biological weapon disguised as the Rigellian Flu in his underground research facilities.

When asked about these revelations, former Miami AGM Mike McNally had this to say “Thank God Almighty, I am Free at last. These past few weeks as his AGM have been a real eye opener. I had no idea he was creating a biological weapon in those facilities, I thought he was just developing an illegal steroid program, not something sinister. Now some of his comments make more sense such as the time he said, if I can’t beat Mark’s Baltimore team on the field, I will eliminate them. It didn’t make sense at the time, but now I know he was planning on spiking Mark’s Romulan Ale with this new virus.”

Will USAFL members ever get to see the evidence or is Commissioner Lou Lombardo in on the cover up? Only time will tell, but the depths of Mr. Morton’s depravity must come to light and justice must be done. Giants GM Addam Brown had to cut his Championship celebration short after discovering some of the infected Romulan Ale amongst the beverages being served after his victory over Buffalo. Addam quipped, “My team almost dumped a barrel of that stuff over my head after that late Buffalo kick sailed wide right giving my G-Men the championship. What would have happened to me, would I have become some kind of Super Zombie GM? We may never know now that the evidence seems to have disappeared, but Mr. Morton has a lot to answer for, if anyone can find him that is. He was last seen drinking Fuzzy Tribbles with Ruby Rhod on the Phloston Paradise cruise ship.

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