League WWC procedure slowed by mysterious system virus
By "Ryan Seacrest XVI"

Off-Season 2305 (New York) - As if the Rigellian Flu wasn't bad enough. Now the USAFL has been hit with the Klingon Virus on its servers.

The virus was so named after Commissioner Lou Lombardo was heard to comment 'this was a good day for it to die' regarding their systems as the league GMs were to make their waiver claims this weekend.

Now the crack staff of computer systems experts from this part of the galaxy are working to resolve the problem so the GMs can get back to work finding those diamonds in the rough.

The moral of the story: never trust a Ferengi company to do your system overhauls, even if they are the cheapest quote.