Pre-Season 2328
(Orchard Park, NY) - The Buffalo Bills announced they have signed OL Andre West to an FP3 contract paying him $6mil annually until he rides off into the sunset. 'I'm way, way, way, way, way, way, WAY excited', said West. Taken in the 3rd round of the 2325 draft, West has entrenched himself as the starter, ironically on the west side of the offensive line. 'Maybe we will draft someone named 'East' to bookend our OL' said West, to zero laughter in the media room. He then stood up and exited the interview room galloping and pretending he was riding a horse. 'Yeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaawwwww!!!!!!'
Pre-Season 2328
(Orchard Park, NY) - The Buffalo Bills announced they have signed OL Andre West to an FP3 contract paying him $6mil annually until he rides off into the sunset. 'I'm way, way, way, way, way, way, WAY excited', said West. Taken in the 3rd round of the 2325 draft, West has entrenched himself as the starter, ironically on the west side of the offensive line. 'Maybe we will draft someone named 'East' to bookend our OL' said West, to zero laughter in the media room. He then stood up and exited the interview room galloping and pretending he was riding a horse. 'Yeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaawwwww!!!!!!'