Bills Tag OL Williams as FP5

Alliteration elludes...
By "Allen Wilson V"

Pre-Season 2331 (Orchard Park, NY) - The Buffalo Bills announced OL Danny Williams has signed an FP5 contract. A waiver draft pick in 2328, Williams has improved in every camp. Apparently not enough to start, though, as he and his $10mil salary will back up Center Neil Barker. 'He's not strong enough yet, but we see the potential' said GM Mark Ricotta. When asked to comment, Williams said 'No matter. I'll sleep well tonight on my bed of millions of dollar bills.' (Editors note: the usual witty alliteration has been left out of the headline because the author couldn't come up with anything good)