Nelms Bengals latest franchise player

Young DL will be one of the faces of the new look Bengals
By "Porsche Lynn Commode"

Off-Season 2347 (Cincinnati) - The Cincinnati Bengals today named DE Denny Nelms their latest franchise player, guaranteeing him $6 million the rest of his career.

Taken fifth overall in the 2344 draft, Nelms is one of the building blocks of a young Bengals team after the recent rebuild.

'Denny is definitely one of our young stars that we are looking forward to being in a Bengals uniform for a very long time,' Bengals GM 'Trader' Lee Remley said in a statement.

When asked about the new contract, Nelms gave a traditional response.

'I'm going to Disney World!'