Packers - One Time King of QBs Now Paupers
By "Robert Demovsky IV"

Off-Season 2355 (Green Bay, WI) - In what can only be described as a terrible reversal of fortunes, internal sources within the Packers describe all sorts of efforts to 'reverse the curse' that seems to have taken hold in the QB room in Green Bay.

'We were so blessed with 10 HOF QBs in a row back in the day, all starting with that Bert Favre kid. Now we can't seem to find a star QB to save our lives. We draft, we pick up guys, the only thing we won't do is trade for one. We believe in our cheese, and in building up QBs here. Other places just can't build QBs that can tolerate our weather.'

These team sources suggest that the Packers will be starting a different QB this year than last, as their highly drafted prospect did not work out. Who will be the starter? the backup? And will they become the next big Packer superstar QB like Gordon Love?