Off-Season 2374
(Pittsburgh) - The Steelers have designated OL Dustin Owens and DL Bradley Caravello, respectively guaranteeing them 10.000 and 6.000 per year until their knees and fingers are mangled beyond recognition, and they retire unceremoniously from the league as perennial also-rans in the loaded AFC.
“When we broke the news to Dustin and Bradley, I could see it on their faces that they believed they'd also be starting this year. Not so fast I told them, you'll be riding the bench until you show us you truly deserve the raise.” commented Steelers' GM Todd Ricotta in a statement issued this evening from team headquarters.
Off-Season 2374
(Pittsburgh) - The Steelers have designated OL Dustin Owens and DL Bradley Caravello, respectively guaranteeing them 10.000 and 6.000 per year until their knees and fingers are mangled beyond recognition, and they retire unceremoniously from the league as perennial also-rans in the loaded AFC.