Baltimore Secures Three Franchise Players on the Same Day
By "Loc Emin"

Pre-Season 2378 (Baltimore, MD) - In a first for long-time GM Mark Thul, the Baltimore Ravens signed three players to FP-3 contracts all on the same day.

The trio of offensive lineman were all drafted in the 2375 Draft. OL Courtney Rivers was selected fourth, OL Bert Davis went sixth, and OL Harry Cumby, a second round pick, went 20th overall.

The Ravens have committed to the spread offense over the past nine seasons, and part of that commitment is having an offensive line that can hold the QB upright.

'It's just nice to know we'll have stability at that position for years to come,' stated Thul.

All three offensive linemen were asked for a comment, but they just grunted. Asked if they liked playing together, they all smiled and gave a thumbs up.