Bengals DT second young lineman to get franchise deal
By "Porsche Lynn Commode"

Off-Season 2381 (Cincinnati) - The Cincinnati Bengals today named DT Ken Brewer their latest franchise player, guaranteeing him $10 million per year for the rest of his career.

An undrafted defensive lineman from Penn State who also was a goal line fullback there, Brewer has become one of the Bengals most important defensive players with his ability to stuff the run yet get up the middle to the quarterback.

Bengals head honcho 'Trader' Lee Remley was happy to make the announcement.

'We wanted Ken to get his own day just like Zach did,' Remley said at the news conference. 'He deserves this honor too and we are glad to have our core D-linemen locked up for several years.'

Brewer planned to celebrate his new contract

'I'm going to buy everyone a beer!' he said.