Bruised Brain Begat Buffalo Bills’ Bates’ Benching

Exactly what the Headline said
By "Allison Alliteration"

Playoffs 2384 (Orchard Park, NY) - The mystery of why first round pick Lucas Bates was benched has been solved. Contrary to popular belief, it was not a brain fart by Bills’ GM Mark Ricotta. Rather, it was a different incident of the brain. Bates actually bruised his brain in a freak accident.

Good thing it wasn’t incompetence by the GM. Could you imagine if that was the reason Bates was denied an opportunity for Rookie of the Year and the chance to set career records? Yikes.

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