Bills Have Franchise Player in Sites

DL Coleman Sites signs an FP3 contract
By "Mike Lodish III"

Pre-Season 2096 (Buffalo, NY) - The Buffalo Bills have announced DL Coleman Sites has signed an FP3 contract guaranteeing an $8 million salary for the remainder of his career. Sites was selected #15 overall in the 2093 draft using a pick acquired in a draft day trade with Houston.

The Bills' front office issued the following statement: 'The cloning of Dallas' Tony Turner allowed us to anticipate this financial move 3 years in advance. If we could have signed Coleman to an FP1 contract, we would have. The next cloning project, code named Cedric the Ebert, is in the planning stages.'

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