Another ex-viking now a patriot
By "Dan Shaughnessy IV"

Off-Season 2116 (Foxboro, MA) - Apparently the rumors of former MIN AGM Jeff Muszynski following in former AGM Mark Thul's footsteps proved true as he was announced as the new AGM here in Foxboro. When asked about why the sudden departure from Minnesota, Muszynski replied:

'I learned all I could from the toilets in the Metrodome and I got tired of the weather. The Patriots really put together a great package to entice me to come here to Massachusetts after GM Lombardo had seen enough. Apparently I was supposed to clean not only the public toilets, but the ones in his office as well. Oh, and something about double booking the Metrodome.'

The Patriots were happy to add Muszynski who has been a quiet behind the scenes AGM for a while. It is suggested that he had quite a good working relationship with GM Lombardo before the recent fallout, but it was suggested at the press conference that prior to leaving Winter Park in Minnesota, Muszynski took everything that wasn't bolted down, perhaps in retribution for his sudden departure. When asked about this supposed larceny, Muszynski smiled and produced a rather nice looking stapler in purple and gold, 'I hope Lombardo has some extra paper clips lying around.'