Coach Fined and Gagged!

Coach Mariucci III Goes Ballistic on Officials
By "Michael Hunt IV"

Regular Season 2128 (Green Bay, WI) - Coach Mariucci went into a tirade immediately following week four's game against Kansas City.

'I can't believe the amount of ticky-tack, crap penalties called in that game. If the refs wanted to hand the game to Kansas City, they should have just told us to stay home. I offered to pay for the officiating crew to see an eye doctor and get new prescriptions, but they apparently can't hear either, because they didn't respond. Maybe they were just watching another game that they put money on while they were working.'

The league responded by issuing a series of fines, each one larger than the other for continued comments that are not printable here. The final league action was to ban Coach Mariucci from speaking out about officiating again this season. When asked for comment, the Mooch had this to say:

'I need to feed my family, so I have no comment on what is no doubt, the finest set of officials that have ever been hired as an affirmative action program in support of the blind.'

The league immediately issued another serious fine.

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