Bo West to Dallas rumors false.

New AGM Howard confuses the meaning of
By "Jed Dediah"

Off-Season 2137 (Houston, TX) - When rumors circulated earlier this week that Bo West was interested in playing in Dallas, Texans fans were in a tizzy. Thankfully for them it just turned out to be a mistake by the overzealous new AGM of the Cowboys, Ryan Howard.

'I was talking about taking my family to Six Flags over Texas in nearby Arlington. I can see where the confusion might have come from, considering he is a Toledo Rocket' said the former Akron Zip standout.

When asked if there truth to the rumor about the deal, GM Patrick Sicher had the following to say.

'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'

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