Buffalo Tags Tandem

OL drafted in 2144 strike it rich
By "Alex Van Pelt IV"

Pre-Season 2147 (Orchard Park, NY) - The Buffalo Bills have announced they signed OL’s Billy Combs and Larry Marshall to FP3 contracts guaranteeing them 8mil annually forever. Combs and Marshall, taken with the last picks in the 1st and 2nd rounds of the 2144 draft, will protect new QB Harvey Burkett forever. Combs will allow Burkett to touch his rear end all game long and Marshall will watch from right next door. Word on the street is youngster Phil Donovan is salivating at his opportunity to make 8mil forever.

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