OL Phil Donovan receives FP5 contract By "Jim Kelly VI"
Pre-Season 2151
(Orchard Park, NY) - The Buffalo Bills announced today they have signed OL Phil Donovan to an FP5 contract, guaranteeing him $12M annually until the cows come home. Donovan was selected 16th overall in the 2146 draft and had this to say: “Once I saw Comber and Marshmallow sign FP3’s, I knew my time was coming”, referring to OL’s Billy Combs and Larry Marshall. “At first I was pissed that FP Tommy Elmore was still around, cuz I figured he was the reason they couldn’t sign me. But now I know it’s cuz I deserve $12M.”
Pre-Season 2151
(Orchard Park, NY) - The Buffalo Bills announced today they have signed OL Phil Donovan to an FP5 contract, guaranteeing him $12M annually until the cows come home. Donovan was selected 16th overall in the 2146 draft and had this to say: “Once I saw Comber and Marshmallow sign FP3’s, I knew my time was coming”, referring to OL’s Billy Combs and Larry Marshall. “At first I was pissed that FP Tommy Elmore was still around, cuz I figured he was the reason they couldn’t sign me. But now I know it’s cuz I deserve $12M.”