Cowboys Hire Hink As Interim-GM

Eagles AGM departs for Texas; Wanted more hands-on involvement
By "Irv Moniker"

Playoffs 2153 (Philadelphia) - The Philadelphia Eagles lost AGM Jason Hink to the Dallas Cowboys this morning. Word out of the lone star state is that they offered him an Interim-GM position with full privileges to manage the team as he sees fit. Cowboys GM Flip Sides is eager to hand over the reins of his beloved ball-club in hopes that Hink can get the team back to respectability.

'I just found that I needed a place where I could stretch my legs and grow,' says Hink, who just completed his first season as AGM of the Eagles, 'Philadelphia was a decent place to start out, but I just couldn't resist getting a head-start on my management career and get my hands dirty with all the decisions that need to be made down in Dallas.'

And Hink has a hand-full of them in Texas. The Cowboys have been winless in each of the last three seasons and have only won five games in the last five seasons.

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