Birds Ink McDonald To Lifetime Contract

With Noble in Carolina, Eagles Free To Grant McDonald FP Status
By "Irv Moniker"

Pre-Season 2154 (Philadelphia) - As the Philadelphia Eagles broke training camp and boarded the buses back to South Philadelphia to continue preparing for the upcoming 2154 regular season, team spokesperson Mel Otis announced that the team had reached a tentative agreement with 5yr offensive lineman Danny McDonald, extending his contract and granting him Franchise Player status. McDonald will play the rest of his career in Philadelphia.

'We just couldn't be happier,' said McDonald after the long bus ride. 'I know this deal getting done meant our team captain, Albert Noble, had to be traded away, but that's just the business of professional football. I hope there's no hard feelings between he and I.'

The Philadelphia Eagles now have all three of their Franchise Player contracts starting on their offensive line - perhaps the highest paid OL in the league currently.

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