New President of Football Operations credited with latest run
By "Mark Gaughan V!"

Off-Season 2167 (Orchard Park, NY) - The Buffalo Bills today revealed that GM Mark Ricotta had some help building the team that has taken 5 of the last 7 Sundby Cup Championships.

'My daughter Alessa Charlotte Ricotta has been the inspiration behind the personnel moves' said the beaming GM. Even though she was just born at 2:21am this morning (weighing in at 6lbs 10oz), Ricotta says she strongly influenced his moves. 'Let's just say we had a method of communication while she was in the womb.'

Ricotta reportedly was seen holding his laptop up to his wife's abdomen on occasion, routinely shaking his head in approval afterwards. 'She has immediately assumed the new role of President of Football Operations, and I expect her contributions to continue. Above the poopin, pee'in and spit-up, that is.' Word out of Buffalo is momma and baby are doing great.

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