Washington Stunned at loss

Biggest heist since Watergate
By "Deepthroat"

Off-Season 2193 (Washington DC) - In what maybe the biggest heist in DC since Watergate. Redskin team officials are crying foul after DT Harvey Jenkins of the Chiefs signed a Free Agent contract that suddenly disappeared. Team spokesman Joe Jacoby stated that Harvey Jenkins signed a contract and submitted it to team and league officials. However, the next day Mr Jenkins never showed up for a physical and team meeting. It was then also discovered that both the contract at team headquarters and USAFL headquarters had disappeared. It was determined that since there was no physical evidence of this contract. K C Chiefs remain in control of Mr. Jenkin's contract. Redskin team officials are asking the league to do a full investigation to find out who stole these documents.