DLs Demand Emancipation from Wisconsin

By "Chack Dackley"

Off-Season 2083 (GREEN BAY) - Defensive linemen across the USAFL have united, shockingly, in an anti-Wisconsin front.

Picketers held up signs outside Packers headquarters featuring slogans like 'NO MORE RICOTTA, NO MORE CHEESEHEADS', 'MY AC IS MAXED OUT ALREADY DAMNIT', and 'WHEN DO I GET TRADED TO CHICAGO?'

Other Green Bay players joined in the protest. Green Bay great Reese Lee noted, 'For years, the Packers' defensive line has made more than the rest of the team combined, let alone the entire Ravens roster. Enough is enough. It's time for Ricotta to spread the wealth.'

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