Buffalo tags LB John Dukes as FP5 By "Mark Gaughan III"
Off-Season 2221
(Orchard Park, NY) - The Buffalo Bills announced today they have signed LB John Dukes to an FP5 contract, paying him well over $72 million over the remainder of his career. When asked what he'll do with that money, Dukes responded 'I'll probably buy Perriman a car or something to help make him feel better for not getting tagged. When GM Ricotta told us we'd have to arm wrestle for the tag, I was all fired up. I turned my hat around and went over the top! Perriman had no chance. I'm the best! Around! Nothing's gonna ever keep me down! I'm the best! Around!' When told that was actually the song to The Karate Kid and not Over the Top, Dukes dropped the mic and walked out of the locker room.
Off-Season 2221
(Orchard Park, NY) - The Buffalo Bills announced today they have signed LB John Dukes to an FP5 contract, paying him well over $72 million over the remainder of his career. When asked what he'll do with that money, Dukes responded 'I'll probably buy Perriman a car or something to help make him feel better for not getting tagged. When GM Ricotta told us we'd have to arm wrestle for the tag, I was all fired up. I turned my hat around and went over the top! Perriman had no chance. I'm the best! Around! Nothing's gonna ever keep me down! I'm the best! Around!' When told that was actually the song to The Karate Kid and not Over the Top, Dukes dropped the mic and walked out of the locker room.