DL receives FP3 Franchise Tag By "Mark Gaughan III"
Off-Season 2226
(Orchard Park, NY) - The Buffalo Bills announced today they have signed DL Alexander Oliver to an FP3 contract paying him $8mil a year until he hangs up his shoulder-ma-pads. Recent reports had Oliver growing increasingly frustrated with the direction of the Bills, so this move is seen as a way for GM Mark Ricotta to calm him down. 'I just couldn't tell what plan he had.' said Oliver as he referred to the Bills roster moves. 'He's been trading away picks like a mad man over the last few seasons. And then he brings in six Seahawks.' When asked what the issue with six Seahawks was, Oliver didn't answer as he was too busy counting his money. When asked to comment about Oliver's thoughts, GM Ricotta said 'Sorry, I couldn't hear what he said. I have Sundby Cups in my ears.'
Off-Season 2226
(Orchard Park, NY) - The Buffalo Bills announced today they have signed DL Alexander Oliver to an FP3 contract paying him $8mil a year until he hangs up his shoulder-ma-pads. Recent reports had Oliver growing increasingly frustrated with the direction of the Bills, so this move is seen as a way for GM Mark Ricotta to calm him down. 'I just couldn't tell what plan he had.' said Oliver as he referred to the Bills roster moves. 'He's been trading away picks like a mad man over the last few seasons. And then he brings in six Seahawks.' When asked what the issue with six Seahawks was, Oliver didn't answer as he was too busy counting his money. When asked to comment about Oliver's thoughts, GM Ricotta said 'Sorry, I couldn't hear what he said. I have Sundby Cups in my ears.'