Players Fear Bengals Bargain Basement Sale Upcoming
By "Porsche Lynn Commode"

Off-Season 2228 (Cincinnati) - Cincinnati Bengals GM 'Trader' Lee Remley promised big changes at the Bengals postseason football writers dinner today, one season after his team won it all for the second time in three years.

'Missing the playoffs is unacceptable,' Remley snapped when questioned by the team's beat writers. 'This team is the same one that won two Sundbys so to play like this in 2227 is unconscionable. Obviously some guys are feeling too comfortable around here.'

Long time observers of this front office now that when the Bengals head honcho starts talking like this, there is about to be a lot of dealin' goin' on in Cincinnati.