Buffalo introduces first round pick

New defensive lineman a bit unusual
By "Heza Twit"

Off-Season 2231 (Buffalo) - The Buffalo Bills today introduced their newest players over plates of Buffalo wings at the team's run down facility in Buffalo. Team President, General Manager, and Dictator for life Mark Ricotta seemed rather pleased about the team's first round pick, defensive lineman Gary Coleman.

The press, however, had quite a different reaction.

Coleman has to be the shortest D-Lineman in team and most likely league history. When questioned about this, the young man asked 'What'chu talkin' bout, Willis?'

When the reporter explained that his name was not Willis, the young man asked the same question: 'What'chu talkin' bout, Willis?'

Ricotta quickly interjected that his new franchise player might be small but he's strong.

Coleman was asked to comment on that statement.

'What'chu talkin' bout, Willis?' was the reply.

'Forget it,' the reporter replied, and went back for seconds of wings.

One might think that Ricotta has lost his mind with this pick, but with his resume, the fans in Buffalo will give him the benefit of the doubt.

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