QB retires 0-5 in the big game

Off-Season 2235 (Seattle) - SEATTLE, Feb. 10— Ron Harris played his last game last night in the Sundby Cup. A fitting end to a man who always seemed to come up small on the biggest stage. He went to 5, and lost them all.

'I had my postgame speech planned out and everything!' said Seattle Coach/Owner Dan Kimball. 'I was going to go out there and hold up the trophy, and say THIS ONES FOR RON!'

It wouldnt work out that way however, as the Saints had other plans.

'They have a great team, but I cant help but feel like we let down the AFC today. I think it was what? 18 in a row or something like that?'

There is now much uncertainty as the Hawks enter the post season. Harris retires, leaving no heir apparent. They lose one of their best O-lineman to retirement as well.

'As Russell Wilson use to say 200 years ago or so, we are looking to have a championship offseason. We got that started today by putting the Franchise Tag on LB Richard Everett'

Everett earned himself a $11.00 raise, but it still pales in comparison to what he would have received on the open market.