Bengals GM promises changes
By "Porsche Lynn Commode"

Off-Season 2257 (Cincinnati ) - Cincinnati Bengals GM 'Trader' Lee Remley took to the popular social media platform Brainload early this morning to blast his team's pathetic performance so far.

'No doubt about it, this team stinks,' the feed read. 'All the money spent on big uglies and this is what we get? We can stink without them too! Even my apprentice is doing better than I am!'

Once of the drawbacks of the direct brain downloads to and from social media platforms in the 23rd century is the uncensored thoughts of so-called celebrities in sports and entertainment come through loud and clear. So does this mean another bunch of big changes for the Bengals?

The team is not addressing the media this morning, citing the fact they have the rest of the season to concentrate on. So the future of the current team remains a mystery.