Peterson Payday Presents Problems for Passers

Bills DL signs FP5 contract
By "Allen Wilson V"

Pre-Season 2258 (Orchard Park, NY) - The Buffalo Bills p-announced they have signed Defensive Tackle Lynn Peterson to p-an FP5 contract paying him $12M p-annually until he hangs p-up his cleats.

'P-I'm so excited. Coming p-into the league p-as p-a supplemental pick in 2253, P-I knew this day was possible. P-I'm just happy the Bills have showed me the love. Now P-I'm ready to show p-every QB the love p-on Sundays p-and hopefully get p-us p-a three-peat. Poo yah!'

When asked his thoughts, GM Mark Ricotta said 'Ah....alliteration....Ppppppppppppppppppppppp.'

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