Buffalo Bills' Burris Buys Brinks Building

Bills OL signs FP5 contract
By "Allen Wilson V"

Pre-Season 2263 (Orchard Park, NY) - In a rare pre-season move, the Buffalo Bills announced they have signed OL Fred Burris to an FP5 contract guaranteeing him boat loads of money for the rest of his career. Burris was a supplemental waiver pickup in the 2258 draft.

When asked about the signing, Burris said 'I'm super excited!! We need to get over the hump. Making the last two Sundby's and losing is killing our fans.'

When asked about the signing, GM Mark Ricotta said 'BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB. Alliteration. Sorry, I meant to say b-alliteration.'

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