Off-Season 2264
(Seattle, WA) - In a surprising move, the Seattle Seahawks have hired long-time Green Bay Packers GM Jeff Muszynski as the new captain to their ship. Muszynski returns to the league after many years off, apparently working in the coffee business - the only possible explanation for how he ended up in Seattle.
Muszynski had this to say while chewing gum and wearing a headset for no particular reason: 'It seems to be a common theme. People from Wisconsin teams end up with Seattle teams so I thought I'd give it a try. We are going to remake the Seahawks into a damn good team. We won't need any 'fail mary's' to win games any more.'
Immediately after giving this interview, GM Muszynski requested that Seahawks catering provide more options for cheese, beer, and brats.
Off-Season 2264
(Seattle, WA) - In a surprising move, the Seattle Seahawks have hired long-time Green Bay Packers GM Jeff Muszynski as the new captain to their ship. Muszynski returns to the league after many years off, apparently working in the coffee business - the only possible explanation for how he ended up in Seattle.