Experts predict fastest drafts in USAFL history forthcoming

Tampa Bay trading out of draft spurs bold prediction
By "Heza Twit"

Off-Season 2270 (USAFL League Offices) - Insiders in the USAFL league offices are predicting that the next two drafts may be the fastest in league history.

The reason?

'Tampa traded out of them,' an official at the league office stated on condition of anonymity.

Many GMs in the league have bemoaned the slow pace of recent drafts.

The common denominator seems to be that Tampa had multiple picks in those drafts.

'We all order out for Chinese when their turn comes up,' another league official said.

The reason for Tampa head office officials being absent the next two drafts is unknown at this time. Rumors of a blonde, a starship with a busted warp core, and a bottle of something green have not been confirmed.

Most experts, however, believe next season's draft will be the record setter.

'The Bengals just have two many picks this year,' an official admitted.

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