USAFL Draft broadcast will be increased in length for 2281

League makes deal with ESPN 95 for more air time, commercial time
By "Heza Twit"

Off-Season 2281 (New York) - The USAFL has arranged with galactic broadcast partner ESPN 95 to increase the air time for the 2281 USAFL draft, in anticipation that the increased air time will be needed for this season's event.

The league recognizes that the New York football Giants have 11 picks in this year's annual selection meeting, so commissioner Lou Lombardo was thinking ahead.

'We will make a killing on commercial time during this draft,' Lombardo said.

The league is also hoping more GMs take the draft seriously this time around. Last season, an unnamed GM sent his next door neighbor boy who did not speak a word of English and kept wanting to draft kickers because he thought they would be good at futbol. It was a good thing the other GMs generously helped him out.

The league also has arranged with local Chinese restaurant Mama Wong's to supply food to the draft room while they wait for picks to be announced.

'We make sure all you folks have plenty flied lice,' proprietor Wanda Wong told this reporter with a smile.

We can't wait.

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