GM credits Wisconsin diet
By "Michael F. McCarthy XIX"

Playoffs 2284 (Green Bay, WI ) - GM Muszynski was asked about how his Packers made it back to the playoffs ahead of schedule from their recent rebuild. His response:

'I think it was the genetically modified cheese. It could have also been the Miller Lite we put in the Gatorade. This is a tough division - you have to do whatever it takes to win. A good alcohol and cholesterol content at the end of the season helps in those cold weather games.'