Buffalo Bills' DL Complains to Get FP'd

Eddy Williams through a fit
By "Allen Wilson V"

Off-Season 2312 (Orchard Park, NY) - Shortly after announcing the FP3 tag for DL John Berkley, fellow DL Eddy Williams walked into GM Mark Ricotta's office and had some choice words for the old GM. 'What the hell?!? Just because I don't have an alliterative name I don't get the FP tag when I'm eligible?!?!?' Reports of Williams pursuing legal action to change his last name to Billiams were unfounded. Williams can now rest easy knowing he will make $6 mil blah, blah, blah. GM Ricotta had announced another FP tag was probably coming, but apparently Williams didn't read the article. He's probably not the only one.

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