Bears QB Might Give Up His Career
By "Rodney McKyer"

Playoffs 2101 (Chicago, IL.) - Christian O'Hara did not improve on Jonathan Coles dismal performance last year. Part of the problem, however, appears to have been caught by team doctors. Sadly, it has been determined that Christian O'Hara is color blind.

'I'm shocked,' said O'Hara, 'But this explains why I played so poorly against Green Bay this year.' Indeed, O'Hara was 9 for 36 in his first start against Green Bay, but the more telling statistic was not the 25% completion percentage. In fact, the statistic that put concerns on the face of the Bears front office was the six interceptions he threw in the process. The final score of the game was 95-0.

'I've never seen a performance that bad,' said GM Z-Bo Zabroski, choosing to ignore last years 101-0 loss against Minnesota.

His second performance against Green Bay was not much better. Throwing 20 completions on 39 attempts, a measly 51% completion percentage, was capped off with three more interceptions.

'I can't tell the differences between the jerseys out there,' said O'Hara. As it turns out, there are multiple levels of color-blindness, and O'Hara is the most color-blind a person can be.